(sinister laugh) Mwha...ha...ha
Puny humans. Do they really think they
can prevail?
...ha...ha...ha...
Their leader: Barack
Toaster-Strudel-Head Obama.
Thrice have I taken his lunch money.
Thrice have I been successful.
First, I aid the rush to nuclear
weapons by the Iranian Muslims. Once there, they shall rain
nuclear-tipped ballistic missiles upon Israel, allies to the evil
Jedi Counsel (or is it The Federation? It is so hard to keep these
Sci-Fi things straight). Yet, Toaster-Strudel-Head keeps asking for
counsel to prevent same.
...ha...ha...ha...
Second, they wish to defeat Assad,
guardian of my Mediterranean Fleet. Toaster-Strudel-Head draws a
line in the sand, yet is easily snookered into cowardice. Assad
continues to murder Jedi Knights of Saudi Arabia and Turkey.
...ha...ha...ha...
Third, Toaster-Strudel-Head supports
the radical Muslim Brotherhood who seized political control of Egypt,
even though they do not enjoy the support of civilian institutions. I
support the generals, who are now seen as saviors of the ordinary
citizen.
...ha...ha...ha...
I now have my hat trick, and I begin
anew.
I shall now carve out for myself the
nice, juicy turkey leg of Crimea, and Toaster-Strudel-Head can do
nothing but drool over my portion.
...Mwha...ha...ha...
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