Friday, September 2, 2011

President Obama’s uncle is…an illegal alien?

Apparently, said uncle was at a waffle house (apparently never having listened to his niece about healthy eating), got drunk, and nearly hit a police car.

Mr. President, I have a question. I will grant that your ‘certificate of live birth’ indicates your birth on the Hawaiian Islands rather than on the ship on the way to said islands (both of my parents have roots in Hawaii). I will further grant that the ‘birth certificate’ circulated later as a response to the brouhaha is genuine.

Question: what about your uncle?

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