Friday, May 11, 2012

Eureka! Oil and Gas! We can toss solar, wind, ethanol, biofuels, renewables, coal, nuclear, hydroelectric...


Goldman Sachs has predicted that by 2017, we will be the world's biggest producer of oil on the planet, surpassing even Saudi Arabia. OK, you tree-huggers: put that in your pipe and smoke it! We, that is the United States of America, are sitting atop the most humongous pile of black gold the world has ever seen:
OBAMA HATES FOSSIL FUELS
Well, this only happens if the Federal Government will permit this to happen. It is clear that our canine-cook-in-chief will do everything in his Oval Office power to reduce and stop it in the air, on the ground, and in our backyard. Veto the infamous XL pipeline, prevent oil exploration and production on Federal lands via the EPA, and suppress fracking. Heck, we still cannot drill off the Santa Barbara Coast or ANWR.
LET THE GOLD FLOW
If we include Canadian tar-sands and Gulf-deep-water-drilling, we will ship out oceans of Texas Tea, and import mountains of gold. This is a good thing, yes?

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