- We learned that St. Obama has feet of clay.
- Barry's Heroes hit a grand slam, clearing the bases. The Good Guys got skunked.
- The Good Guys suggested several improvements (delaying the individual mandate for one year, eliminating the medical devices tax, making Congress and the Executive branches submit to Obamacare just like ordinary citizens), but Barry's Heroes successfully turned back all of these skirmishes.
- Guardians of National Parks and Monuments were given explicit instructions to make the gov't shutdown as painful as possible to citizens.
- Unity of Barry's allies in the Senate trumps disunity of the Good Guys in the Senate and House.
- The carpenters who built https://www.healthcare.gov/ , CGI Federal, have political connections to Barry's command staff, and were awarded a no-bid contract. My good sirs, please look up the meaning of 'Crony Capitalism'.
- The Exec for the Good Guys is relieved: surely the rookies Generals have learned their lesson, that theirs was a fool's errand, had no chance, and should not have been attempted in the first place.
- Few have noticed that this was but the opening volley in what is sure to be a long, protracted, and costly war against Barry's Heroes.
My good Generals' Cruz and Lee [no, no,
not that Lee—think 'Utah'], please accept this report in
good grace. I must now return to my post.
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