Y' know, the worst part of blogging is
the obvious decline in the art of language. I would be willing to
bet, that every single person who reads this post will have to look
up the word “revanchist”, cuz few of you know what this word
means, and this includes professional journalists and writers.
Just as I wished to title this entry as
“Darth Vlad”, which is much funnier than you realize, cuz few you
know who “Count Vlad” is (Putin's first name is Vladimir). He is
known as “Vlad the Impaler” who impaled his enemies (of both
sexes) through the anus naked on sharp, pointy sticks, and is also
the source of the Count Dracula myths. And, yes, I know that he is
Hungarian, and neither Ukrainian nor Russian. Big, fat hairy deal.
The problem with Revanchists is that
they are fanatical and irrational
- if you remove Putin's makeup, you will find Khrushchev and/or Brezhnev
- if take one of those green nylon scrubbies from the kitchen and scrub off the superficial layer of dirt and grime from Putin's Russia, you will find the bright, shiny metal of the old Soviet Union
- anyone who denies the above 2 truths is an idiot
- Premier Putin has already reconquered Kazakhstan and Belarus, and Ukraine is next in Vlad the Impaler's cross-hairs
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