Sunday, April 27, 2014

Open This Door, Salad Police!

Politicians can be such hypocrites.
Really? Duh...

FICTION

FLOTUS has scolded all of us: our salad should not be “swimming” in dressing This harangue is part of the FLOTUS effort for healthy eating habits. I understand very well. Having a background in food service, I know that an otherwise healthy salad full of happy vegetables can end up with as many calories as an extravagant dessert if you use a lot of salad dressing, especially the creamy types.

FACT

This is a classic case of “do as I say, not as I do”. We know very well what the favorite foods of FLOTUS are:
  • pizza (regular white flour crust; no whole wheat here, even though public schools are required to serve only whole wheat crusts)
  • french fries
  • hot wings with lots of bleu cheese dressing
  • double crust apple pie
I suggest you emulate FLOTUS: have a feast in honor of Michelle Obama: serve vegetable pizza, french fries, hot wings with buckets of blue cheese dressing, and apple pie for dessert.
Pig on, America!


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