Friday, July 20, 2012

Foie Gras Ban? You're Kidding, Right?


Newsflash (not) – California is the weirdest place on the planet.

Overfeeding Animals Is Not A Crime

I am personally friends with more than one or two domestic felines and canines who are terribly overweight. Yes, this does decrease the lifespan of said pet, and the owners know it. When they (the animal, not the owner) hear any kitchen appliance that might sound like a can opener or the crinkle of a paper bag, they will happily come running.
This is, more or less, the same reaction of water fowl (being raised for foie gras) when you shake their bucket of grain.
Yes, they use a funnel to pour the grain down the animal's mouth. Still, it is difficult to think of this as cruelty if you have ever seen it.

The Political Ulterior Motive

The activists behind this curious law are crazy: crazy like a fox. It is their credo that 'meat is murder', and they are deadly serious about it. Banning foie gras is merely the opening salvo of a long term effort to totally ban the consumption of animals, and they picked something that is relatively easy to pass legislatively. That this peculiar law passed muster is certainly a feather in their cap, and they are planning the next move as we speak; we will know of it in due course.

OK, Maybe It Is A Good Thing?

On the other hand, this peculiar law has resurrected a tried and true American institution: the speakeasy. It is fun to go to an illicit event or special place that only those 'in the know' can get in, and enjoy something very special and very illegal. Plus, there is a brand new black market for duck/goose liver? What fun!

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